September 15, 2011


DANCE MOMS

Oh my shit, you guys.  Are you not watching Dance Moms? Because you should.  You should grab your best girlfriend, your couch, and your brain altering substance of choice, and watch Dance Moms. (Red Wine? White Wine? Beer? Pot? Hard stuff? Computer duster? No judgement here.) I’ll admit I was skeptical. I was actually starting to lose faith in reality television.  (And that is saying A LOT since it’s been my career for, oh I don’t know, nearly 6 years.)  But then my friend, Crissy, started recapping the episodes, which peaked my interest. I was still kind of “meh” about it. And then I happened to catch an episode the other night. And then Kara and I promptly On-Demanded every episode we could find. This shit is frrr reeal. Quality television I tell you.  Everybody be hatin on Maddie, but that kid is clearly a STAR. Abby Lee Dance Company FTW.

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January 27, 2012


Filed under: things my roommate does before 8:30am…

I don’t know how she does it, but Kara’s job requires her to be at her desk at ass crack of dawn. I would surely have been fired already. Somehow, she manages.  As a result, I get phone calls from her desk while I’m still in bed.  Today’s was exceptional.  Something along the lines of:

Kara: Don’t worry I found it.

Me: Found what?

Kara: The music from Chloe’s solo.

Me: Oh, I was totally losing sleep, so thank God for that………

So if you watch Dance Moms (which you should), and you were particularly moved by Chloe’s 1st place lyrical solo (Maddie got 3rd! It was a moment), and you were just dying to find the music, don’t fret. Kara took care of it.

Don’t Catch Me by Katie Hodges

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February 21, 2012


Is anyone else watching the Dance Moms cast on The View?

I’m pretty sure Kelly just said she learned “good work ethnics” from Abby.

Maybe it was me.

Or maybe it really is the show that just keeps on giving.

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April 3, 2012


So this happened yesterday.

Stories to come later!

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