DANCE MOMS
Oh my shit, you guys. Are you not watching Dance Moms? Because you should. You should grab your best girlfriend, your couch, and your brain altering substance of choice, and watch Dance Moms. (Red Wine? White Wine? Beer? Pot? Hard stuff? Computer duster? No judgement here.) I’ll admit I was skeptical. I was actually starting to lose faith in reality television. (And that is saying A LOT since it’s been my career for, oh I don’t know, nearly 6 years.) But then my friend, Crissy, started recapping the episodes, which peaked my interest. I was still kind of “meh” about it. And then I happened to catch an episode the other night. And then Kara and I promptly On-Demanded every episode we could find. This shit is frrr reeal. Quality television I tell you. Everybody be hatin on Maddie, but that kid is clearly a STAR. Abby Lee Dance Company FTW.

