April 7, 2010


I caught him sleeping ON the table outside…and then i woke him up….and he yelled at me.  We are both bitchy when we get woken up from a nice nap. Like mother, like son. 

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April 15, 2010


What’s funnier than watching a video of a dog trying to figure out an IPad?  

Watching YOUR dog watching a video of a dog trying to figure out an IPad. 

Here’s the video he was watching:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xdcx2WUcU&feature=player_embedded

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April 21, 2010


French Bulldog Temper Tantrum

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April 25, 2010


and they say frenchies don’t like the water….

and they say frenchies don’t like the water….

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August 18, 2010


Can’t. Keep. Eyes. Open.

Can’t. Keep. Eyes. Open.

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August 19, 2010


Please oh please Mom, can I come sit up front?

Please oh please Mom, can I come sit up front?

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August 20, 2010


Hey Mom, I know I kept you up all night with explosive diarrhea. (sorry about that.)  And I know you have to go to work now.  But I’m finally comfortable and totally wiped out from being up every hour on the hour.  So, I’m not going to move. I’m just going to sleep all day in this comfy bed.  Have fun at work.  See you when you get home!  Love, Bruley.

Hey Mom, I know I kept you up all night with explosive diarrhea. (sorry about that.)  And I know you have to go to work now.  But I’m finally comfortable and totally wiped out from being up every hour on the hour.  So, I’m not going to move. I’m just going to sleep all day in this comfy bed.  Have fun at work.  See you when you get home!  Love, Bruley.

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August 23, 2010


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My friend, Alaina, sent this video to me.  I replied, “This was Bruley, this morning.”  Which is a fact; he did sleep on my head.  I woke up to him staring at me from the other pillow.  Her response?  “Except you weren’t a small Asian.”

This is true.

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November 2, 2010


A Frenchie Halloween

One of things I miss most about New York is the Tompkins Square Park Dog Halloween Parade.  It’s not so much a parade as it is a gathering of the most creative people in the city with their 4 legged friends in tow.  It’s amazing. It’s ART. And it’s really fucking cute. Now that I’m in LA, I was feeling less than inspired about getting Bru dolled up.  But at the last minute, I woke up and decided to take Bruley to the West LA French Bulldog Halloween meet-up.  We got there a little late, so most of the Frenchies had shaken off their costumes by the time we arrived.  It was super hot for a Sunday morning.  Nevertheless, he had fun running around with the 49(!) Frenchies.  And after, we popped by my sister’s to show off his costume and see the (still unnamed) puppy. Enjoy the pics:

You can’t tell, but the brindle was dressed up as Batman:

So many Frenchies:

Frog Dogs everywhere:

Bruley and a friend:

SO SO SO hot for a Sunday morning in October by the beach:

This is Jazzlyn:

Bruley is his costume:

Side profile:

Trying to ROLL his costume off:

Totally over it.  He’s probably telling the pup: “Dude you’re so lucky you are gonna be big so your mom won’t dress you up.”

Pup’s response: “Yeah, I got nothing. I’m out.”

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November 7, 2010


Adventures at the Dog Park

1.  Bruley tripped and did a several barrel rolls while chasing his ball.  No dog was around him.  It wasn’t particularly difficult terrain.  Nope, my clumsy less coordinated dog just lost his footing, did a nose dive into the ground, and rolled over and over and over.  He popped up, shook off the dirt, and went for the ball.  After the dust settled, people looked at me like, “Did that really just happen?”  Yes, yes it did.

2. A pack of very large dogs was playing with a frisbee.  I’m talking a Great Dane, a German Shepherd, an obscenely large Labradoodle, etc.  Somehow, my 26 pound Frenchie got the frisbee away from them.  He carried it off, set it down, and peed on it.  Yup, just PEED onto the frisbee and walked away.  Everyone looked at me in horror. There were audible gasps.  As if I intentionally wanted to ruin everyone’s fun.  One owner even asked me if he thought it was a toilet.  She was serious.  I kindly replied, “No, I didn’t teach my dog that frisbees are toilets.  And actually, I didn’t teach my dog about toilets at all in fact.” 

Normally, we are the cool kids at the dog park.  Not today, folks.  Not today. 

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As a result of our day, he needed a bath BADLY.  In the kitchen sink he went.  He was so pissed. 

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November 9, 2010


My happy pup.
Thanks to my friend, Jill, for snapping this pic!

My happy pup.

Thanks to my friend, Jill, for snapping this pic!

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Bruley taken after a long hike he looks a little special

November 19, 2010


Does he look fat to you?!  Don’t answer that.  My vet seems to think he needs to drop 5-6 pounds.  I wanted to say, “Look Bitch, don’t we all?” But whatever. Bru is officially on a diet.  It’s totally my mom’s fault.  She spoils him with steak, treats, and more steak.
But the vet’s exact words?  “Bulldogs love Love as much as they love food.  So feed him more Love, less food.”
And that’s what I get for taking him to a hippy dippy holistic vet.

Does he look fat to you?!  Don’t answer that.  My vet seems to think he needs to drop 5-6 pounds.  I wanted to say, “Look Bitch, don’t we all?” But whatever. Bru is officially on a diet.  It’s totally my mom’s fault.  She spoils him with steak, treats, and more steak.

But the vet’s exact words?  “Bulldogs love Love as much as they love food.  So feed him more Love, less food.”


And that’s what I get for taking him to a hippy dippy holistic vet.

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My little man is overweight Bruley French Bulldog damn hippies