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Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney’s been married to his wife for more than 40 years. During that time, the two of them have joined forces to produce five strapping Romneys, all of whom have their pros and cons. For the sake of the game, let’s pretend that they’re not all married. There are five of them, so you get to choose two fucks, two kills, and one marry (because marriage is forever, amirite?). Also, it’s just a game — we are not honestly advocating actually doing the things listed in the game’s traditional name to any of Romney’s sons (we’re talking to you, Secret Service). If you’re uncomfortable with the harsh tone of “Fuck, Marry, Kill,” feel free to change it to “Fuck, Civil Union, Kill.” Whatever works for you. This game is all about choice.
Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Romney Sons
Tough Call, but I think I’d go:
Fuck: Josh and Matt. They are the hottest.
Marry: Ben. It’s always helpful to have a doctor in the family.
Kill: Taggart because something about him reminds me of American Psycho, and Craig because his gums give me the creeps.
P.S. For the record, I think the Hunstman daughters are still my favorite political spawn this year.
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