September 2012
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August 2012
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I can say I knew her when....prostitute edition.
Four years ago when I used to cast for Wife Swap, I found this awesome family with a pageant daughter. We swapped them with feminist home-schoolers. It was Wife Swap gold! The season premiere!
Casting for reality television is a strange, strange profession. When you find good people, it’s like they are your children. You prep them. You bond with them. You help them figure out their story....
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She's making funnies again...
me: what is it about gel nails that makes you want to rip them all off
and then you look like britney
Kara: its like crack
once you start, you cant stop
which i guess is acutally lays potato chips and not crack
but if crack had a tag line
.....It's been less than a week, and I'm proud of Kara for getting through it....
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The story of my heart, currently
I have two best friends. The best any girl could ever ask for. Within 48 hours:
Candice had a baby.
Kara’s ex-fiance died.
To say my heart is overwhelmed is an understatement. They say we have 4 chambers, but I’m fairly certain my heart is broken into two distinct pieces. A clean break.
One piece feels so whole it might burst. For the 23 years I’ve known Candice, she’s...
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So I know I'm a little late to the party, but I...
Between that guy and finishing Gone Girl over the weekend, I’m gonna pass on my next trip to Missouri.
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It's GO TIME for my preggo best friend.
We have been friends for 23 years. She’s bringing a baby girl into this world. I’m going to be an auntie again. Freaking out does not describe. It’s times like these I turn to my Chilean soul sister, Snookie. She gets it.
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Well played, Doc...
I had an introductory appointment today with my new dermatologist, who happens to be a friend & colleague of my dad’s and my mom’s doctor. Before I had a chance to say hello, she laid into me…
“Now, if you are anything like your parents, I know you love the sun…”
Who, us?
No, no certainly not us.
“The first time I met your father (the...
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My best friend is due to give birth...
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How can Mormons drink Diet Coke but not coffee?
I thought it was a strictly no caffeine deal?
Emily tells me otherwise.
These are things I think about right around 2:38pm on a Tuesday.
