Why does Tumblr's search function suck so bad?
Seriously. I know I have referenced Wife Swap numerous times over the years, and according to Tumblr, there is not ONE post.
Anyone figure out any tricks?
March 2012
96 posts
We are super PC.
While trying to figure out who we are all choosing for our Idol pool, my [male, gay, & fabulous] coworker described some of the boys as the following:
Broadway, Rocker, Homo, Sir Puffs a Lot, Low Voice, Aspergers, Country but not cute enough, Loose Limbs, Hairball, Daddy Bear, and Bieber’s Little Brother.
February 2012
103 posts
Catch up!
Totally sucking recently. I know. I know.
The Bachelor is winding down.
The Bachelorette is starting up.
I had a “if you see something, say something” moment where I called to report suspicious activity [read: a strange man leaving strange looking bags in a porta potty near the Kodak Theater]. The cops said he was “probably setting up for the Oscars, cause that’s going to be a big party!” Sweet. I did my civic duty, and though I hate to be proved wrong, I am glad that the vast majority of Hollywood including some friends and coworkers did not blow up on Sunday.
Speaking of, the Oscars happened, which technically I have nothing to do with, but it is my department so ya know—puts things on edge.
Coworker Amy had a birthday. Lots of day drinking. I accosted Annaleigh Ashford in the bathroom at The Den and geeked out a little bit. After I went on a rambling, “I’ve followed your career for awhile. I think you’re fantastic…” she very seriously said, “Oh my God, I thought you were kidding at first.” I get starstruck by (almost) unknowns.
My little man turned 3.
My main man turned 30.
I’m pretty sure it’s almost spring, but it was in the 40’s this morning in LA. What the what.
Here’s a picture from J’s 30th.
We will return to our regularly scheduled programming soon.
“I don’t know about you, but I have lost my ability to be surprised by the things that come out of these candidates’ mouths. I am fully prepared to hear Santorum refer to Obama as the anti-Christ, only to be one-upped the next day by someone calling Obama the super-duper, most evil anti-Christ ever — fo’ real.”
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Republicans’ war on common sense - CNN.com
This. And so much more from the same article.
“I recognize that, as a Democrat, I’m in no position to offer advice to Republicans. But hey, keep it up boys. The version of Republicanism you are offering is a gift to Democrats looking for recruits. The anti-gay, anti-woman, anti-immigrant, anti-Latino, anti-Muslim, anti-Europe (particularly the French and the Greeks), anti-labor, anti-poor, anti-99 percent and now anti-college graduate rhetoric enables us to eagerly welcome your castoffs into the Democratic Party — where inclusivity is celebrated and their contributions are welcome.”
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Former Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm, in Politico. (via quickhits)
she has a point.
“This new policy has been a long time coming for the residents of Los Angeles County,” he said. The policy, which goes into effect immediately in county restaurants that are inspected by the Department of Public Health, gives restaurants the authority to allow pet dogs onto outdoor dining areas, a move that benefits both dog owners and businesses, Knabe said at a news conference.”
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New county policy allows dogs onto outdoor restaurant dining areas - The Daily Breeze
Hey Bru, want to celebrate?
You know, after you learn to read and use the Internet and realize your mother has been blogging about you for the last 2 years?
Heading down to see a certain group of women tell all...
…mentally preparing myself for some catfights. meow!
Something I learned today.
This guy:
Actually has nothing to do with this:
[Above: Santorum’s “just put asprin between your knees” backer, Foster Friess. Below: A California chain.]
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“As further proof that conservative efforts to paint President Obama as the enemy of religion are a red herring, nearly two dozen leading Catholic nuns filed a brief in the Supreme Court last week supporting the president’s signature legislative accomplishment. The Catholic sisters who joined the brief include the leaders of many prominent religious orders providing health care and other services to the needy.”
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Catholic Nuns File Brief Supporting Affordable Care Act | ThinkProgress
This is important.
I'm sorry, I had to.
It’s too good.
“Mitt Romney has been running as the vanilla candidate of the GOP establishment. His problem is that no Republican voters are marching in the streets, shouting. ‘We want vanilla!’ ” said Castellanos, who was a top media adviser for Romney’s 2008 nomination bid but who is not taking sides this cycle. “But if Santorum continues to marginalize himself in this debate with wacky positions on social issues, vanilla will sell because it’s the only flavor Republicans have left.”
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Lots at stake in first GOP debate in nearly a month - CNN.com
I prefer chocolate.
“Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney’s been married to his wife for more than 40 years. During that time, the two of them have joined forces to produce five strapping Romneys, all of whom have their pros and cons. For the sake of the game, let’s pretend that they’re not all married. There are five of them, so you get to choose two fucks, two kills, and one marry (because marriage is forever, amirite?). Also, it’s just a game — we are not honestly advocating actually doing the things listed in the game’s traditional name to any of Romney’s sons (we’re talking to you, Secret Service). If you’re uncomfortable with the harsh tone of “Fuck, Marry, Kill,” feel free to change it to “Fuck, Civil Union, Kill.” Whatever works for you. This game is all about choice.”
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Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Romney Sons
Tough Call, but I think I’d go:
Fuck: Josh and Matt. They are the hottest.
Marry: Ben. It’s always helpful to have a doctor in the family.
Kill: Taggart because something about him reminds me of American Psycho, and Craig because his gums give me the creeps.
P.S. For the record, I think the Hunstman daughters are still my favorite political spawn this year.
