March 2012
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Why does Tumblr's search function suck so bad?
Seriously. I know I have referenced Wife Swap numerous times over the years, and according to Tumblr, there is not ONE post.
Anyone figure out any tricks?
We are super PC.
While trying to figure out who we are all choosing for our Idol pool, my [male, gay, & fabulous] coworker described some of the boys as the following:
Broadway, Rocker, Homo, Sir Puffs a Lot, Low Voice, Aspergers, Country but not cute enough, Loose Limbs, Hairball, Daddy Bear, and Bieber’s Little Brother.
February 2012
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Catch up!
Totally sucking recently. I know. I know.
The Bachelor is winding down.
The Bachelorette is starting up.
I had a “if you see something, say something” moment where I called to report suspicious activity [read: a strange man leaving strange looking bags in a porta potty near the Kodak Theater]. The cops said he was “probably setting up for the Oscars, cause that’s going...
“I don’t know about you, but I have lost my ability to be surprised by the...”
– Republicans’ war on common sense - CNN.com
This. And so much more from the same article.
“I recognize that, as a Democrat, I’m in no position to offer advice to...”
– Former Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm, in Politico. (via quickhits)
she has a point.
“This new policy has been a long time coming for the residents of Los Angeles...”
– New county policy allows dogs onto outdoor restaurant dining areas - The Daily Breeze
Hey Bru, want to celebrate?
You know, after you learn to read and use the Internet and realize your mother has been blogging about you for the last 2 years?
Heading down to see a certain group of women tell...
…mentally preparing myself for some catfights. meow!
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Something I learned today.
This guy:
Actually has nothing to do with this:
[Above: Santorum’s “just put asprin between your knees” backer, Foster Friess. Below: A California chain.]
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CASTING: All on the Line with Joe Zee
Hi friends! My friend, Dom, is casting the 3rd season of Sundance Channel’s hit series ALL ON THE LINE WITH JOE ZEE. Check out the official page.
ALL ON THE LINE WITH JOE ZEE is a transformational documentary series that focuses on turning businesses around while also preserving the designers’ credibility and increasing their line’s profile and success. Sundance Channel is the...
“As further proof that conservative efforts to paint President Obama as the enemy...”
– Catholic Nuns File Brief Supporting Affordable Care Act | ThinkProgress
This is important.
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I'm sorry, I had to.
It’s too good.
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WatchCBS picked up the story of my friend’s Oscar Nomination. Watch! Watch! Watch!
“Mitt Romney has been running as the vanilla candidate of the GOP establishment....”
– Lots at stake in first GOP debate in nearly a month - CNN.com
I prefer chocolate.
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“Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney’s been married to his wife for more than...”
– Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Romney Sons
Tough Call, but I think I’d go:
Fuck: Josh and Matt. They are the hottest.
Marry: Ben. It’s always helpful to have a doctor in the family.
Kill: Taggart because something about him reminds me of American Psycho, and Craig because his gums give me...
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Favorite photo.
It’s actually not one of my favorite’s of me, but my friend, Kirsten posted it today on Facebook. It was probably taken some time in 1999. Shannon (bottom) passed away twelve years ago, today. I’ve mentioned her before. Today has always been a strange day. This picture is a bright spot.
February 21st.
democratsaresexier asked: Thanks for the follow! :) Also, Bruley sounds adorable haha.
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We're friends.
So what if he’s also friends with 1 million or so other people.
And so what if he’s asking me to pay for a chance to have dinner with him.
And so what if I probably won’t win. The point is, I geeked out a little when I saw “Barak Obama” in my email like it was real.
I hope to see you, TOO!
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Is anyone else watching the Dance Moms cast on The...
I’m pretty sure Kelly just said she learned “good work ethnics” from Abby.
Maybe it was me.
Or maybe it really is the show that just keeps on giving.
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Sometimes people do the right thing.
Remember when I got taken out by a hummer from Compton before Christmas?
Against the advice of J, I did NOT call my insurance company because I listened to everyone else and thought I’d be fine just going through the other girl’s.
Everything started out fine. Kelly and Chad from Liberty Mutual were actually quite lovely at first. They were apologetic and friendly and assured me they...
“House Oversight Committee Chairman Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) held a hearing today...”
– Issa may have gotten away with not allowing her to testify in the hearing. Except her words are now available to the world. And I for one an am happy to pass them along. Read what she had to say here.
Health | ThinkProgress
Darrell Issa Compares His All-Male... →
Issa is killing me today.
First an all male panel to discuss women’s access to birth control?
Then banning a woman from testifying. (?!?)
And now comparing your agenda to Martin Luther King Jr.?
Simply put, no no no. Marin Luther King Jr. was PROgressive. You are RETROgressive. I know, they kind of sound alike, but they aren’t really.
Also, details shmetails but MLK Jr. was...
Study: Goats Can Have "Accents" | NBC Chicago →
murrayscheese:
Oi! Oy’m a goat frum Angland!
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Everytime I hear "Linsanity..."
I think to myself, “What is Lohan up to now?”
And then I remember, there is a new Linsanity on the block…
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Phone.
February 15th.
This is a super boring one. Here’s my interpretation:
E.T. PHONE HOME.
“Wait, are you upset with me? Yes, I slept with him. No, we’re not dating. Well,...”
– Girl Talk: My Angry Vagina - The Frisky
Ah lady problems! Sigh.
“Unfortunately, the “fetal personhood” bill wasn’t the only nutty and frightening...”
– Virginia Advances Anti-Abortion “Fetal Personhood” And “Transvaginal Ultrasound” Bills - The Frisky
Seriously Virginia. McDonnell, I would like to shove something up your ween! NO EXCEPTIONS.
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WatchWhat fine specimens!
Westminster’s French Bulldog Breed Judging.
All winners in my book!
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At this very moment, up to 25 million tons of...
Yikes. Rest of the article here. But is it bad, all I could think of was:
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8 years and one week ago...
When I was 19 at NYU, I walked into my favorite bar (Finnerty’s, RIP) and spotted a cute boy across the room. The story goes something like this…
I thought we were making eyes at each other. Apparently, we weren’t. But I sent my friend, Becca, over to him and instructed her to tell the boy I thought he was cute. (Liquid courage. I had nothing to lose.) Becca and the boy...
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