January 2012
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December 2011
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Babysitting my 9 year old nephew today. All he wants to do is watch Titanic, and all I want to do is read Harry Potter. (ps I’m almost done with book 2, and I’m starting to get it.)
Something has gone awry.
BTW
yaboutthat is the coolest.
yaboutthat asked: M! Have a Merry, Merry Christmas! Give Bru lots of Christmas kisses from me - and post a ton more photos because I die for them! Have a great holiday!!!!!! xox - A
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WatchSome dogs like to be social at the park. Mine likes to stick his (wide) face in holes. Bonus points if you watch until I get taken out by an English Bulldog.
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“17. In the 1950s he built an entire city called Kijong-Dong that was designed...”
– Kim Jong Il dead: 17 bizarre details about the Dear Leader’s life - mirror.co.uk
Atlantis?
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Apparently it IS more likely something will happen...
…oh the irony. I was going to trade in my car on SUNDAY for a brand new car. My dad told me to wait a day or two.
Moral of the story: When you’re driving your best friend to the airport, boppin away to Taylor Swift, going a normal speed in your own lane, watch out for HUMMERS FROM COMPTON who decide your lane looks way more fun. Oh and to the third guy in the Tahoe from Florida who...
“I’m disillusioned by the people who are disillusioned by Obama, quite honestly,...”
– George Clooney (via apsies)
George Clooney isn’t a woman.
(via joyengel)
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Whomp whomp....
Watching someone you love fly AWAY from you is depressing….
Also on repeat? Bells will be ringing…
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Proud Mama
Bruley is getting press! Maybe I should put him on a diet before the paps start showing up?
Hey SAG, you suck. Golden Globes, you can stay.
SAG shut out Homeland. WTF.
Golden Globes nominations went to Claire Danes, Damian Louis, and Homeland for Best Drama. YES.
Claire Danes is KILLING it. She plays a damn good cray-cray.
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Dear FedEx
Let’s have a pow-wow, shall we?
If I’m LA, and I need to overnight something to Orange Country, which is approximately a one hour drive, why in God’s name would you make a pit stop in Tenn-e—a mother f’ing—sse? To my sister who is currently phoneless and unable to connect with the outside world, your package is on its way. Le sigh.
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How to Live in New York City « Thought Catalog →
“Certain moments of living in the city will always stick out to you…These memories might seem insignificant but they were all moments when you looked around the city and felt like you were a part of it all. When you leave the city, you probably won’t come back. Eventually your life in New York will seem so far away and sometimes you’ll even wonder if it really happened. Don’t...
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Mitt Romney Adopts Ku Klux Klan Slogan, Keep... →
Dear Romney,
Meet Google.
And then introduce him to all your friends.
And then use Google to your heart’s desire. Encourage your friends to do so, as well. (Google won’t mind, I promise.)
I’d bet ya $10,000 it will help.
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A good problem to have, but nevertheless a...
I’ve unintentionally lost weight recently. WIN.
I need a new wardrobe. FAIL.
Today I threw on a pair of skinny jeans I used to wear at least once a week. But now? All sorts of offensive.
To give you a visual, I’m rocking a serious pair of poopy pants crossed with mom-butt.
A coworker tried to tell me I should just call them boyfriend jeans. Except they started out as skinny jeans....
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WatchYou know I love me some Teen Mom 2. But for reals:
Jenelle: Eye shadow typically belongs below the eyebrow.
Chelsea: Now we know Adam gave you herpes.There’s one reason you shouldn’t go back.
Leah: Tiger tail extensions? Oh Lawd child.
Anti-Gay Politician Secretly Donates Sperm To... →
The jig is up. Gays are fun and cool. And you like them. You looovvveee them.
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Air France 447 Flight-Data Recorder Transcript -... →
Terrifying. But also, this gives so much clarity for those who have followed this story for the last few years. (Freakshow ME). I have always wondered, did the passengers have any idea? Did they know they were falling out of the sky? Was it a terrible last few minutes? Was it indeed, a complete and utter nightmare?
And though there in severe turbulence, less than 2 minutes before the crash, the...
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Wait. Hold the phone.
Melissa Gilbert and Sara Gilbert are sisters? Who knew!
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You're Not Sorry
All this time I was wasting Hoping you would come around I’ve been giving out chances every time And all you do is let me down And it’s taking me this long Baby but I figured you out And you’re thinking we’ll be fine again But not this time around You don’t have to call anymore I won’t pick up the phone This is the last straw Don’t wanna hurt anymore And...
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WatchThe Five Year Engagement
“It’s in my Jewish drawer…”
I can’t.
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These two....
The scene: Mexico. Circa 2006. On a private beach our friend, Becca, hooked up while the other 30,000 spring breakers partied at the pool. We win. Actually, everyone else won. I managed to get Montezuma’s Revenge the very.first.night from some funky chicken. I was a Mex-i-can’t.
But these two above 2/9ths of my girls. Almost 10 years of friendship. We met nearly the first week of...