You are at an outdoor mall, with your French Bulldog on a leash. A toddler and his mother walk by, and you overhear the following conversation:
Toddler: Wabbit! Wabbitttt! Wabbbitt!
Mother: No, not rabbit. Doggie. Doggie!
Toddler: NO, NOT DOGGIE! WABBIT!
Then the mother embarrassingly shuffles her child away. If only she knew my dog often gets mistaken for a rabbit or a cat or a pig or a hybrid of all three.
Oh, and a few people have been known to hum the “Batman” theme song when we walk by.