Not So Blind Item
So living in LA and working in entertainment, I hear about and witness a great deal of celebrity scoop. 90% of the time I can’t post because it’s job related somehow. This one is not. And it’s juicy. My friend was in the nail salon, and a girl came in and just unloaded on her. She clearly needed someone to talk to, so verbal diarrhea it was. Her story went a little something...
Mark Ruffalo on terror advisory list →
Another one bites the dust...
Oh you know, just ONE MORE friend got engaged. I need a shot (gun). Lisa, if you’re reading this, I’m genuinely happy for you. I’m just sad for my liver.
For those of you who asked and messaged me, thanks for caring about my little man. Bruley is 26 pounds. Breed standard is 18-28. He’s on such a monitored diet since he’s allergic to chicken, corn, eggs, lamb, and soy. It’s not like I let him have whatever he wants, whenever. I know better, I swear! He also gets plenty of exercise. He makes it up and down Runyon every...
I wasn’t high when I watched this, but I felt like I was. Why? Well, the video features: 1. A woman with a ridiculously long rat tail. 2. Anderson Cooper in a bunny suit that a monkey asked him to wear. 3. A monkey with the LARGEST testicles I’ve ever seen. Seriously. I thought he was sitting on a ball of some sort until he got up and the protrusion was attached.
worth the 5:18 minutes of your time.
What I'm doing tonight and what you should be...
My friend, Morgan Karr, is playing a show tonight. He’s amazing and ridiculously talented. I just saw him in NYC last month, and I’m so pumped he’s here in LA. He was in Spring Awakening on Broadway(!), and his friend/old castmate, Glee’s Jenna Ushkowitz will be joining him. It’s bound to be an awesome show. Official press: here and here and here. For those of...
cougartraining asked: No. Dogs are better. They're unconditional. Anything else you need from a man can be battery operated. Just sayin'. (File this under "Reasons Why I'm Still Single #426")
DUH. Thanks to my friend, Alaina, for sending.
Deep Thought on a Friday at 5:32pm
It’s really hard to go out and meet people when you’re really just a homebody at heart. I want to stay home, watch movies, and drink wine. Being single for the first time in almost seven (!) years totally blows.
Reason #29236999 I love my best friend Kara:
While discussing someone from one of our past’s recent surprise engagement post on facebook, our conversation went like this: ME: Did you see the pics? Kara: OMG You must be kidding me. She’s disgusting. ME: I know right, she must be preggo. Kara: Woof. And literally, who wears white eye glitter in 2010? ME: I also think she looks way older. Kara: I also was just thinking...
I may be unreliable and emotionally unstable, but...
…and you are, too, if you’re a night owl.
Recently, I’ve received a few questions inquiring about what I do, where I work, and how I know Chris Lambton. You can read my “about me” section, but I’m happy to go into some more detail! Here goes nothing: I work in reality TV. Specifically, I worked on Wife Swap for 4 years. I started out in casting, but I made the jump to coordinator for the last few years I was...
Gosselin Drama! Kids Expelled From School! |... →
I call BS on this one. If anyone has rage issues, it’s totally Maddie. Not cute little Alexis…
Emphasis Added!: How to become a runner, in a few... →
Recently, Emily over at emphasisadded posted an amazing “How-To” of running. Let me just tell you, I am NOT A runner. I hate running in fact. The treadmill seems like a torture device to me. I don’t even like it when Caesar puts obese dogs on the treadmill. I cringe. I mean, I purposefully bought a dog known to be a couch potato. (And yes, Bruley lives up to the Frenchie...
ethereal gorgeousness from Vera Wang Spring 2011
THIS ONE. but not in this color. lilstuch: theviesociety: (photos via NYMag) more reasons of why i want me a wedding (no hubby)
Adventures at the Dog Park
1. Bruley tripped and did a several barrel rolls while chasing his ball. No dog was around him. It wasn’t particularly difficult terrain. Nope, my clumsy less coordinated dog just lost his footing, did a nose dive into the ground, and rolled over and over and over. He popped up, shook off the dirt, and went for the ball. After the dust settled, people looked at me like, “Did that...
ONE ITEM WISH LIST
Totally loving this post from scenes-from-my-hood. I’M DYING for this ring: I need it. I want it. I might die if I don’t get it. (Shocking that I’m a Scorpio right? Totally unlike us to be dramatic and intense.)
My son is gay « Nerdy Apple Bottom →
I know this went viral a few days ago, and I’m totally late on this one. But I finally read it, and it’s beautiful. This mom kicks ass. Best line? “I am not worried that your son will grow up to be an actual ninja so back off.”