On Dr. Oz, they are discussing 27 as an appropriate age to freeze your eggs.
I thought, “Huh, good to know.”
And then I thought, “27 seems like a good time to start thinking about something like that.”
And then I realized, “OH MY FUCKING SHIT I AM 27. I DON’T WANT BABIES ANYTIME SOON. I DON’T WANT TO FREEZE MY EGGS?! I DON’T EVEN FEEL OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE EGGS.”
And then I changed the channel.








